HOT SHIT!

BLOGGER'S NOTE

Have you ever felt the onset of a violent, ain't-taking-no-for-an-answer, insistent, destined to embarrass, fuck-what-the-world-thinks, insane hot shit (feaces. ewwh!) in the middle of the day, in a seventh world public infrastructure deficient country? If you haven't count yourself blessed. If you have well, your experience may have had a happier ending.

No such luck for the persona who recounts his tragic experience in rhyming verse. 

Enjoy the poem. Make sure you do. Then go on to Amanda Diva's spoken word poetry and discover that all #hot shit# need not be sooo "merdique"! Excuse my French please.

 

HOT SHIT!
Hot and insistent. 

Bristling with intent. 

Bowels clap like thunder. 

Buttocks threaten asunder. 

Droplets of sweat. 

Even with no heat.

Gingerly walk. 

Muted talk. 

Hands akimbo. 

Who sees that bimbo? 

Farts are Shooting. 

Fingers biting. 

Stomach rumble. 

Senses fumble....

Roads and Rivers. 

Cars and Drivers. 

Strange Faces. 

Frantic Paces. 

Hot shit bellow. 

Can't it mellow? 

Skin turns Yellow. 

Toilets flee. 

None I see

Hot shit threatens. 

Buttock tightens. 

Jail break in Kirikiri. 

Brain contemplates hara-kiri. 

Hot shit descend. 

Is this the end?

Buttocks tickle. 

Hot shit fickle. 

Furtive glance. 

Desperate trance. 

Inundation beckon. 

Shame I reckon. 

Scan buildings. 

Growl like Wildlings.

Desperation change gears. 

It's my worst fears. 

Then I see it. 

'Staff Only Toilet'. 

Buttocks stifles giant farts.
As I hop to Arts.

Faded billboard smiles. 

Shit has travelled miles. 

Buttocks grin. 

I may yet win. 

Hands to door move. 

Eager shove. 

Door shows no love.

Surprise and danger. 

Disbelief and anger. 

Heavy Padlock damn! 

Shame's onrush dawn. 

Hot shit says enough. 

Buttocks spit a cough. 

Splutter Splat.

Splatter Split

Volcanoes erupt. 

Hope ends abrupt. 

Wetness felt. 

Boxers melt. 

Mocking looks.

Campus freaks

Hot shit free. 

Buttocks spree.

Hot Shit rain. 

Only flies gain. 

Uche Okorie (c) 3rd February, 2014.